Okay, so I told myself that I wasn’t going to write any updates for the blog (blogging) until I did a massive overhaul of the design and software features. Essentially: Actually implement the stuff that I always complain about other blogs not having.

Instead of that I just spent the last four days setting up a large fire art installation at Electric Daisy Carnival, the biggest festival in north america (there were riots). I enjoyed too many of the complimentary vodka/energy drinks in the vip cabana at Electric Daisy Carnival, leaving me with an uncharacteristically lucid hang over. (it was mild, more of a lean over really)

I was going to change my religion on facebook to “information wants to be free” but I thought that some people would misinterpret that in a provocative way.

I say, you yanks seemed to have mucked things up pretty good. Jolly good then!

look it up

So the core problem with President Bush authorizing torture is that it’s an action predicated on the notion that the president gets to dictate the law. When President Obama choose not to prosecute anyone in the Bush administration for authorizing torture he was engaged in the same flawed dictation of what is and isn’t legal.

I’ve been ranting about this for months and the first response is always about political capital. Without engaging that argument I just want to point out that it’s an implicit acknowledgment of a government ruled not by law of justice but instead by favoritism, opportunity, and power brokerage. Such governments will always be dysfunctional and corrupt.

I want to stress that this is not about torture but instead about the framework in which we allow our leaders to act.

Td: If you learn a new word in sign language it doesn’t really count as an addition to your lexicon right?
Z: Nah, that goes in your flexicon.

People don’t judge you as much by when you’re all sitting around and everything is cool but rather by how you react when everything goes to hell.

Fadar - A person’s ability to intuit when another person is intoxicated {faded}

10. Symbiosis Gathering (Northern California, September 17-21, www.symbiosisgathering.com). The Symbiosis Gathering’s goal is to “create an experience that is transformative and inspiring, based in a deep respect for our community and environment.” It’s not only a music festival but an art and wellness festival as well. Working with EcoGatherings, a green event organizer, Symbiosis has been able to stay environmentally friendly by reducing waste and integrating environmental education into all their events. They have a “leave no trace” visitor policy and recycling and public transportation systems set up. Even their promotions use non-toxic ink and tree-free or recycled paper.

:: via EMAG :: see also Symbiosis Festival and EcoGatherings ::

Me: I love this song so much!!!
Lee: Ohh yeah, How much do you love it?!
Me: Enough to get gay married to it!

:::: The Late Shift at the Baby Panda Factory ::::

fyi, this is endorsed by abraham lincoln.

I’m pretty excited… and who wouldn’t be if they had just ordered an ex-masturbator shirt from Passion 4 Christ Ministries!!!!

They are only 10$. At a price like that, who could rationally say no? (17.31 including shipping) I think this shirt is going to get some public reactions. If you think you have the power to stop sinning against God and your own immortal soul, bravely follow this link.

a buddy of mine cooked up this playlist called Dew Adorns the Cloven Hoof. He says the following

“I warned I would do it and now it’s here - a compilation of underground
’70s psychedelic folk just in time for spring. Some of you may love it,
some may run screaming, but I can’t think of a better soundtrack for
lazy dreaming in the misty morning. Give it a shot!”

Dew Adorns the Cloven Hoof

http://www.mediafire.com/?nktttd2jmxh

I am particularly fond of One Grain of Sand by Wizz Jones

I think a lot of rock music is guitardedly boring with simplistic
chord progressions and stupid lyrics. My view is that a lot of this
stuff would be good for a lazy afternoon or a late thursday night.

ps he actually made it before spring.

Lightning flowers aka Lichtenberg figures aka Lightning Trees aka Arborescent erythema of skin are strange patterns caused in the skin as a result of lightning strikes.

Keraunomedicine is the medical study of lightning casualties. more on THE WIKIPEDIA

a female fox is called a vixen

A daft englishman recently crashed into a tree while he was jogging + twittering. The fact that it’s being hailed as historic is as disappointingly droll as the event itself {but me commenting on it not being a noteworthy event implicitly makes it noteworthy. CURSES! Foiled by media theory AGAIN!!}. Somewhere I saw him making comments about how this is his 15 minutes of fame or whatever

Probably 9 times out of 10 I want to say to people:

Don’t let this be your 15 minutes of fame.

J.D. Salinger Emerges from His Hidy-Hole to Sue Over Catcher in the Rye Rip-Off

J.D. Salinger, now 90 years old and still living in seclusion in New Hampshire, is suing the author and publisher of a “sequel” to Catcher in the Rye, seeking to prevent its publication later this year. 60 Years Later, by a mysterious guy living in Sweden (!) named John David California, imagines Holden Caufield as a 76-year-old escapee from a retirement home wandering the streets of New York City. Salinger’s lawyers argue that “the sequel is not a parody and it does not comment upon or criticise the original. It is a ripoff pure and simple.”

woohoo for my buddy noah who is working for the judge that will see this very interesting case. I’m actually not sure which way I think it will turn out. This falls under the category of Fan Fiction afaik which is cool so long as it’s not for sale, but there is an issue around Salinger failing to exercise his franchise. EXCITING!!!

:: Gawker article ::

Millions long for immortality who don’t know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
- Susan Ertz, Anger in the Sky

:: Quote via Z ::

The goal of a conversation is to discover and engage a persons passions.

The question “So…where are you from?” almost always represents a failure in conversation. It is delivered as a desperate last resort by tedious people who lack the imagination to ask something more interesting.

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Some have taken issue with this declaration in the past, largely on the grounds that where someone is from is an important part of a persons upbringing and perspective on the world. I agree! … but argue this information emerges naturally over the course of a friendship and absolutely should not be asked in casual conversation if only out of respect for not boring a person to pieces.

Additionally, “from” doesn’t even mean anything. It’s an antiquated term from a time when people moved only once or twice in their entire lives.

Your principled stance against the excesses of the automotive industry would carry a lot more weight if you could afford a car.

1: so…are you a hipster?
2: That term doesn’t even mean anything.
1. which is exactly what I would expect from someone sporting a vneck shirt, fixee and an ironic mustache

:::> look at this fucking primeministers daughter